Wednesday, August 26

The Big R

Seeing as how the redundancy has just come in, I'm off to go buy one of these...





Only joking! What, you think I'd go ahead with such a plan? Without consulting and gaining agreement from 'the oracle'? Such a line of action would almost certainly result in my dangly bits being removed from their original resting place and stapled to the nearest tree, as a warning to any other men out there, thinking of doing anything like as daft...

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